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5000 Question Survey: Questions 2501 – 2600

As part of my 101 things to do in 1001 days I’ve accepted the challenge of answering the ‘5000 Question Survey’. I’ll be following the original 50 parts and answer a 100 questions per post. This is part twentysix with questions 2501 – 2600.

 

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?

Can’t I bring all of them?

 

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

Arianna Grande.

 

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow, Vanilla Ice, NKOTB, Milli Vanilli, BSB, NSYNC?

NSYNC.

 

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney?

Not really.

 

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?

No.

 

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easir one?

Well if they both offer the same facilities and education then free sign up wouldn’t be available. Both schools would have to have equal amounts of students in equal classes.

 

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?

No. This has been done for centuries. Science is just speeding up the process of cross-breeding and genetic modification.

 

2508. What does this world need?

More understanding and emphathy and less self-victimizing and political correctness.

 

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

Probably loads of things. But I enjoy it so it has some sort of value.

 

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

A loud drunk.

 

2511, Do you ever ‘convieniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?

Sometimes.

 

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?

I do have them but we’re not close at all.

 

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

In love might be a bit strong but I like myself, yes.

 

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?

Too long ago to remember.

 

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

No. Because that’s silly.

 

2516. have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line?

No.

 

2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?

No.

 

2518. Do guys look good in make up?

Some do.

 

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?

Sending/receiving christmas cards, what my neighbors eat for dinner, what my boss does in his spare time, whether I’m eating organic foods or not, religion.

 

2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

Breathe.

 

2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

Everything 😉

 

2522. What age do you hope to live until?

Don’t know. Hopefully super old but only if I stay in good health and can spend lots of time with my loved ones.

 

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? Have you ever been tied down?

I like how these sex questions just suddenly appear at random moments. But not going to answer them!

 

2524. Do you own any “toys”? Do you ever use them?

See above.

 

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? Have you ever spanked anyone else?

See above.

 

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? Do you like that feeling? Does it turn you on?

Yes, no, no.

 

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? Which one do you need to reaad?

Probably all of them.

 

2528. What do your socks look like?

Not wearing any right now. But usually they are either black or don’t match.

 

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: Alice Cooper, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Moby, Jewel, Frank Zappa?

I don’t know, you should google it.

 

2530. Does love float away if you let go?

Sometimes it runs.

 

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are: kind? calm? humble?  peaceful? helpful?  happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? comming up with new ideas? able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

Most people? No. Lots of people? Yes.

 

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?

No.

 

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?

Yes.

 

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

To a certain extent.

 

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).

SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.

So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?

Superego.

 

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

Didn’t we already have this question?

 

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:

I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…

You’re a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he’s….

Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…

Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….

Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….

No.

 

2538. How about these?

From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…

And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….

When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is…

Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…

No.

 

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?

Yes.

 

2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

Isn’t Pan the greek representation of Satan?

 

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

Stir feelings and thoughts.

 

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

Sure.

 

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?

No.

 

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?

No.

 

2545. WHAT are you DOING? WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?

You okay?

 

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?

No.

 

2547. Are you anal-retentive?

Say what? As a non-native speaker I had to google this :’) But no.

 

2548. In and Out

Over and Under

Around and ???

Through?

 

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?

Some clothes.

 

2550. Why ask why?

Because you want to know something.

 

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:
jazz:

metal:

rock:

new wave:

psychadelic:

We already had this one as well and I didn’t know it then and don’t know it now.

 

2552. What are your feelings about: Picasso? Van Gogh?  Michaelangelo?  D’Vincci?  Einstein?  Tesla?

All extremely talented people that I would love to see in this day and age.

 

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

There’s loads! What about Sheldon Cooper? 😉

 

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

Don’t know. Bill Gates?

 

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?

Isn’t because of some plants that they use as ingredients are named like that?

 

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?

Yes.

 

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?

Donald.

 

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?

Who?

 

2559. Lease or buy a car?

Buy!

 

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba? Do you love him to death?

No?

 

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

Yes.

 

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?

Yes.

 

2563. Have you ever been to: a temple? a bar? a massage parlor?

Yes, yes, yes.

 

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

Yes.

 

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?

Japanese culture.

 

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?

Yes.

 

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?

Your mindset and the situation.

 

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

Cheap candy?

 

2569. What makes you who you are?

Everything I’ve experienced, learned, did, dreamed, and want.

 

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?

I don’t.

 

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

A littel bit.

 

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?

Nothing. I wouldn’t want anyone to read mine so I wont read someone else’s.

 

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?

I’d be super uncomfortable but you can’t do anything about. You weren’t supposed to read it and so long the lover didn’t act on it and/or doesn’t have those feelings anymore it should be fine.

 

2574. Are you an old fart?

No.

 

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

Build forts, run around, treasure hunting, reading in the grass.

 

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?

Because they have no time.

 

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? What pet? What article of clothing?

No.

 

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

After that last question? Insane.

 

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

No.

 

2580. Is it nap time yet?

No. I don’t nap.

 

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

I can walk.

 

2582. Do you like trains?

Not particularly.

 

2583. What’s in Hungary?

The same as in other places, just a little different.

 

2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? Has someone ever held you back?

In the past I’ve felt like I was being held back. But not anymore.

 

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?

Creepy.

 

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?

Lame.

 

2587. What frustrates you?

Repeat questions.

 

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..

Is this supposed to mean something to me?

 

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

Yeah, sounds fine with me. Really cheap actually.

 

2590. Are you ill?

No.

 

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?

At home.

 

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

Yes.

 

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?

Most of the time, yes.

 

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?

Yes.

 

2595. What duck?

That duck.

 

2596. Do you collect coins? How about stamps?

No, but I collect Pokemon cards.

 

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?

Go to a country where they speak it.

 

2598. Is god in you?

No.

 

2599. Are you in god?

No.

 

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

Yes. You work from the outside to the inside.

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