As part of my 101 things to do in 1001 days I’ve accepted the challenge of answering the ‘5000 Question Survey’. I’ll be following the original 50 parts and answer a 100 questions per post. This is part thirthy with questions 2901 – 3000.
2901. have you ever written a letter to: a friend: a lover: a celebrity: congress/house/reps: the president/leader of your country:
No. Well maybe when I was little.
2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthya nd dangerous? They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.
Because people are allowed to make their own choices. By that logic you would need to prohibit everything from alcohol to sugar to coffee and fat foods.
2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
2904. What’s your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
You already asked this.
2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
I don’t really care either way. I did quite like the guy they picked for Man of Steel although he is a bit too “smooth”.
2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate’s friends hang out?
Yes, why wouldn’t I?
2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
No. Does anyone? I brush them twice a day.
2911. Should I stop making question swith multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
2912. What gives your ego a boost?
2913. What knocks your ego down?
When I make a mistake.
2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live.
2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst’s art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway? Is this democracy?
Of course not but we all live in a pretend democracy.
2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:
One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.
Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.
Which life do you choose?
I guess the first one. Because that’s what I would try to achieve when going out to world number two.
2918. Why is there no ‘Mr. America’ pageant? Should there be? What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
God and here I was hoping you’d actually stop with the multiple questions in one question. But I guess it would be fun to have one and it should be equal to Ms. America in most ways. perhaps a few more adjust to male physique.
2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
Of course it has a right to exist. Right now you see everyone yelling “THAT OFFENDS ME”. Well? So what?! That’s your problem, not mine. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and believes but that doesn’t make them right and that doesn’t mean everyone should agree with you.
2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Because it actually works.
2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
Let my mom handle it. She can take care of herself.
2922. What do you represent?
2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?
flowers: cliché but always nice
slippers: depends on the slippers and who you’re giving it too.
candles: probably a gift for a woman
diamond necklace: overachievers
gift certificate: lazy
books: if it’s a book you know someone will enjoy it shows some thought and interest
2924. Have you ever completed a paint by number? If yes of what?
Tons of times as a kid. But a few years ago I did it with a friend because we got cheap Pokémon ones.
2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
Few months ago.
2926. What have you been caught doing?
Smoking? (Don’t smoke anymore)
2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
2928. Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don’t know how to use? What?
2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
2930. Will yu ever reach your full potential?
2931. Who is your biggest fan?
2932. Who do you take care of? Who takes care of you?
The dogs. Myself.
2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right? If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
Up to the lawyer. Their choice. I don’t know what I would do. If it’s something relatively innocent sure, but for example a man whom I believe is guilty of child abuse I would have a hard time defending.
2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
Probably just my name. Maaaaybe a smiley face but no more.
2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
Few things. Have an origami book.
2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating’s mom to like her better?
Probably to be thoughtful, not too forcefull and pushy, and never arrive at her house empty-handed.
2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Can’t think of anything.
2939. Do you like answering questions about: your life? your taste? tv? music? art? politics? life? religion? issues? sex? loved ones? favorites? objects? math? philosophy? hypothetical situations? things that require lots of thought?
All are rather nice if nicely balanced.
2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance? Did you know that they are considering making this a show? Would you watch it?
Honestly I know I shouldn’t want to watch this as it’s all sorts of wrong but I probably would.
2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
I used to love Dragonball Z, Pokémon, Totally Spies, anything on Cartoon Network and so many more.
2944. If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
It’s because of the shape.
2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area? If so how?
Doubt it would make a lot of difference.
2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
No. It probably won’t help.
2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy? If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?
2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, “If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned….(finish the sentence)
That making an effort pays off.
2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
By at least making sure I look great and up-to-date with fashion, with new, clean, undamaged, clothes. Preferably from their store (or at least some items). And besides that I would just be myself, talk about my skills, what the company can expect from me and what I expect from them etc. Like a normal job interview.
2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
Build in browser blocker.
2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don’t buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
Ask someone and explain my situation.
2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
Probably an hour or two.
2953. Make up a nickname for your bedroom:
2954. What comes after: I’ve got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)
There they are a-standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…
I don’t know any of those.
2955. Where ARE the wild things?
In my head.
2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd’s you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd’s do you put in?
Stereo Dive Foundation, Babymetal, Elsiane, Vocaloid, some top 40 mix cd, and a hardcore/hardstyle cd.
2957. Let’s play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-) I’ll give some answers..you give the questions. Ready? Begin. The answer is:
Purple: The colour you get when mixing red and blue is?
Yellow: What colour snow should you never eat?
Candle: The molten wax from what object is used to seal letters and/or in sexual play?
Pepsi: What is the name of the less popular A-brand cola?
Peace: What do we hope to achieve once a war ends?
Lisa: What four letter name starts with an L and ends with an A?
Cotton: What is a common natural source to create fabric for clothing?
Flag: What do you wave to show some patriotic feelings?
42: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
2958. Pick a letter. J
List some great words starting with that letter:
2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
2963. Are we living ina world without end?
2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
No. Please spare me.
2966. Are you singing in the rain?
2967. Should the sopranos actors ahve been allowed to march in the St Patrick’s Day parade?
Why wouldn’t they?
2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
All very intimate.
2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Not all truth hurts.
2971. How do you feel about: ticketmaster? scalpers?
Don’t know either of those.
2972. What are you guilty of?
Eating too much, buying too much, not recycling enough, and plenty of other things.
2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high? sniffed glue: sniffed magic markers: ate paste: drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug: ‘huffed’ (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product: whip-its?
No, none of those.
2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Trust in myself.
2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
In my tummy <3
2976. What is a good gift for someone you don’t like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really ‘gets’ them somehow?
Would depend on the perfect.
2977. If you don’t like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip? WWhy or why not?
Yes. Tipping is a “reward” for a job well done. If you don’t do your job right, you don’t get it. This is of course from my European view where servers already get a normal wage.
2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
2980. What was one evening you’ll never forget?
Plenty of amazing evenings.
2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
Is there some hidden meaning I’m missing here?
2982. Trick or Treat?
2983. If you had money to burn, what ‘toy’ would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
An insane sewing studio or something.
2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0? Or if you don’t have aol…have you ever been to a podiatrist?
2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?
I think I can pretty much cover all ten by saying “treat others as you want them to treat you”.
2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
You should’ve paid attention to biology class.
2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity’s attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film? if yes, what one(s) and what did you think? If no, aren’t you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
Maybe if I was really drunk. But I usually have no patience with films I find crappy.
2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
Whole grain / dark breads.
2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever? If yes, than aren’t they still with you even when you are gone?
I’m very torn on this one. On one hand I can see the beauty in the thought of holding a little piece with you so you have something tangible of that person. But on the other hand you keep hold of them so they can’t fully let go and move on. And neither can you. I think memories or pictures serve a better purpose for remembering and cherishing that person.
2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life? Can you think of a window that has opened?
2995. What does this mean to you: ‘Necessity is the mother of invention’? Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of: courage? survival skills? independance?
They are al based on needs, when you need (to do) something you find a way to do it.
2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
Time, chocolate, wine, and friends.
2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself? have you ever tried?
Yes. But it’s not that much fun.
2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
I think you can only really tell afterwards. Because sometimes things don’t work out the way you thought they would.
2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin? If not, I suggest that you do.
No. And I was going to say I wouldn’t but I googled her and ‘The Awakening’ seems really interesting.
3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren’t looking for anything (or anyone)?